The Once and Future King

The Once and Future King


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Jagging Off

Hot Take: Zika

Projections: Aguayo will break single season field goal record.  He will also fall down the stairs in week 8 and become paralyzed from the hip down.  Spiraling anger and confusion will bubble up and explode in the form of Rock Pops Meteorites flying from an ancient Egyptian civilization which discovered Jodie Foster's body and teleportation device v2.0.